Recently saw this hilarious white rap video on youtube by Weird Al Yankovic. Here’s a checklist to see how far you are from being white and nerdy:

You can catch the lyrics here.

1. First in class at MIT
2. Champion at D&D
3. Is MC Escher your favorite MC?
4. Drink Earl Grey Tea?
5. All your action figures are cherry?
6. Stephen Hawkings in your library
7. Your myspace page totally pimped
8. Knowing pi to a thousand places! (lol, now that is nerdy to the extent)
9. Got no grills but still wear braces (omg, the braces = nerdy joke)
10. Order all of your sandwiches with mayonnaise
11. Being a whiz at minesweeper
12. No killer app unrun before
13. Number one at Pascal
14. Doing vector calculus just for fun (this is sick)
15. Ain’t got a gat but got a soldering gun
16. Happy Days is your favorite theme song
17. Kick ppl’s butt in a game of ping pong
18. Ace any trivia quiz people bring on
19. Fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon (LOL, and you thought French or German was a cool language to take in University… try javascript or klingon)
20. Rolling on your Segway
21. Collect X-Men Comics (awww… I like X-men too)
22. Toy around with ergonomic keyboards
23. Shop online on deals for writable media
24. Edit wikipedia (hahaha, good one)
25. Memorize the Holy Grail really well
26. Have a business doing websites
27. Make a homepage for your dog (rotflol… probably the only best friend a nerd can get?)
28. Spend the night with a roll of bubble wrap (huh?)
29. On the AV Club, Glee Club + the Chess Team
30. Spend your weekends at Renaissance fairs
31. Have your name marked on your underwears

I’m quite glad I’m affiliated with none of these traits, although I guess I wouldn’t mind being first in MIT. However doing vector calculus for fun? You’ve gotta be kidding me. And most of all, I’m not white, I’m fine being Asian thank you =) .